No go on Hawaii Five-O for Tarantino

This is hilarious: Quentin Tarantino declined to direct a movie remake of the Hawaii Five-O tv series: "I tried to watch the old TV show, but it sucks. I don't even like Hawaii."

It's tough to deny, though, that it's got one of the best theme songs ever. (Along with the Rockford Files.)

[via film ick]